All was going well up until day three, then quite unbeknown to everyone but me, I have decided to change the remaining days of Christmas to suit myself....
So on the fourth day... Four wailing cats decide to pitch up outside my house making an awful din. I was informed that the cats had been sent in lieu of four calling birds that had been consumed by these wretched creatures earlier in the day.
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